malaysian police - cocker of all profession

Today my dad sort of "over pass the red light" and so coincidentally 1 fat sun spec wearer indian police popped out!
Below were the conversation between that 'caffeine addict' police.


Police : Hello, Good Morning Boss, hmm.. (smiling)
Dad : Sorry la, Sir, just us 1 chance la. I'm driving my child to tuition. Rushing with time la. (smiling)
Police : Yeah, I know la. But i'm on duty la. Show me your driving license.
Dad : (taking out license) Just give us chance la. Now you are stopping me here, my kid will be late to tuition.
Police : If you want to buat rayuan, you boleh type 1 surat rayuan, send to atas there (his pihak atasan) la. Mereka mungkin akan reduce saman paying.
Dad : Come on la, now i'm real late.
Police : Sorry la sir, just now i was going to stop that guilty Mercedes. Macam mana I tau itu nombor 30 punye kereta come out. (my dad's car's number plat is 30) = =

After some cock he talked, he returned my dad's driving license. Then he said.

Police : Ok la Boss, you bagilah sikit teh minum, macam tulah semue mudah skit. You senang I senang.

My dad took out RM20 that he has prepared and sort of 'siap' to him. He 'kit' it and off that fat-ass police gone...

I was thinking, how ridiculous it is... So, i asked my dad, how if I drive outside and get caught by police? (cos i don't have license yet) So, i can just pay those caffeine addict some and off I go? My dad says, "sure, if you are rich enough. = = "






Malaysia Boleh! Apa-apa pun Boleh!